girl: hang out tonight? boy: i cant. im hanging out with someone else. girl: who? boy: the most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world. girl: oh 5 minutes later the doorbell rings girl: why are you here? boy: i told you i was coming over. …these are the kinds of people I have on facebook. why??
mschainsaw: do you ever just start petting your cat dog and suddenly you feel this surge of emotion like “GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I COULD SQUEEZE YOUR INNARDS OUT LIKE TOOTHPASTE AND TEAR YOU IN HALF” but then you catch yourself and you’re like “god am I crazy?” ALL THE TIME
odera: FUCK. YES.
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